great DVD bill

A bill that would let parents and children filter the curse words, sex scenes and violence out of movie DVDs moved closer to approval by Congress on Wednesday.
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Sgrena, who works for the communist daily Il Manifesto, tried to distance herself from the ambush hypothesis Tuesday. "I never said that they wanted to kill me, but that the mechanics of what happened are that of an ambush,’’ she told state TV.
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"I'm pleased to announce that the Department of Defense and I have formulated a plan for a speedy withdrawal of U.S. troops from Iraq," Bush announced Monday morning. "We'll just go through Iran."
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